you've been nailified ;)

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Hello Everybody!!!


I know I know.. it's been a while since I wrote something here and I really have to apologize for this.


You see... I have been doing some researches about things.. and stuff.. and some other things.. and I got to the conclusion that this stuff is pretty much a thing that well is impressively... hehe ok enough of bla blaing.
I lied I haven't been doing any type of research... but I did get to a conclusion.. well maybe not a conclusion yet but something that could turn out very much popular between the world population! Of course you're thinking about some kinky stuff... naahh naahhh I don't only think about that kinda stuff.. common you people!!
I was talking about nails!! Nails with the rainbow colours, nails with stars nails with little flowers, fake nails, witch nails, old people nails, and even razor blade nails... I'm saying you see how many people have different nails.. I'm sure that someday even some man will start using it... wait.. did I say start? I think they already are using some of this type of nails! Imagine how boring I am to start talking about this kind of bullshit... but just think.. a world where your ID is registered on your nails! wouldn't that be awesome? you're walking on the street drunk.. or riding your bicycle and then a cop sees you and asks you for your ID.. and instead of just taking an ID card you just show him "The Finger" with your ID info... I'm not saying you would have your photograph on it just some kind of barcode or ship that would help them identify you. Dunno.. I'm just saying :p
But thinking again... if everyone used it on the middle finger the gesture would totally lose it's meaning... so people would have to invent a new way to express disrespect or unfriendliness to the targeted person... here is a suggestion: Moon the guy!!
Of course that nails grow pretty fast, but I am thinking of a machine belonging to the government that would be located on your street where you could go every week and renew it.. this is also a good way to keep people with a leach... hmmm this might be a bad thing that I am saying... hope that no high responsible for a country finds this post otherwise I will have a lot of people hating me! hehe
well farewell and may the strong nails stay with you!
toedeloe


I know I am kinda excluding people without a hand or the finger... but I am not going to make any comment about this cause it's not funny!
But don't worry cause when this happens people will all have bionical hands and limbs or even organs.. remember this is for a future far from now.. but it will happen! I'm sure it will...

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