Excelente!! / Excellent!!

Um Bêbado chega a minha rua na sua lambreta! Da uns giros com ela pk estava a tentar acelerar mas ela nao queria mexer.. (so lhe faltava engatar a mudança)!
Apos umas 3 ou 4 voltas a utilizar as suas proprias pernas, notou que tinha dispensado toda a sua energia para voltar para casa! Entao decidiu entrar no meu café.. a mandar umas palavras em francês misturadas com portugues (estava com um sotaque.. diga-se BLOBLY) ;)
Apos isso pediu um cafézito para poder arrebitar as ideias! Começa a ter uma conversa com Deus a partir da santa chávena de café que lhe foi servido... haa.. peça importante, para invocar Deus deitou um bocado de café para o chao! Nada de mais!
la estava ele a mostrar as suas qualidades linguisticas.. desta vez a misturar ja com o fondue de frances e portugues um toque de ingles! Foi lindo de se ouvir... ou nao.. ;)
Depois la foi embora... pegou na motoreta.. la caiu com ela para a direita e depois, por ter gostado da sua experiencia anterior, caiu para a esquerda, onde acabou por partir o espelho (7 anos de azar.. que a meu ver deve ter sido somado aos ja 7 anos de azar que ja estavam a decorrer!)
La consegui por a mota de pé.. e... vejam o video!

PS:o café ficou no chao até ele ir embora, e sinceramente depois de baloiçar por todo lado, estou pasmado em como ele nao chegou a calcar o bom pedaço de café que la estava!

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A drunk guy arrives to my café's street on his tiny moto! He is making a few loops round and round trying to accelerate! Surpisingly because he didn't clutch the gear the moto was only making noise... AFter 3 to 4 circles using his own legs to move the moto he realized he used up all his power.. he needed fuel!
So he decided to get in and ask for a coffe... but for that he was throwing out a few words in french and by the end the only thing that was understandable was "Café" hehe but I can totaly and sincerily admit that the guy was a linguistic drunken master... hhrrrummmm
After hearing him talk in that blooberry language we gave him a coffee.. guess he thought it would help him get some energy and courage to go back.. where he comes from!
He started talking to the spirits trough the cup of coffee and as a sacrifice he poored some coffee on the floor so he could really get to talk with GOD! With this he started mixing up french, portuguese.. and if I'm not mistaken some english too.. not quite sure!! But you can always help out identifing this guy's unbeatable language skills.
After this he decided to leave! Took the moto! Fell to the right fell to the left and ended up braking the mirror of his moto! (but I'm sure that by the luck this guy was having untill now he just added some 7 years of bad luck on top of his previous ones!)
After that he made it putting the moto standing.. and.. watch the video ;)

ps: the coffee that was on the floor untill he left, and honestly, I have no idea how he did to not once step on it while he was "dancing" around it, cause it was a really nice amount of it!